the online journal of jordan e.

More to Say
Lots has happened as of late - I just haven't yakked about it. Take my recent baptism, for instance. Or the retreat I went on this past weekend. Or my new choice of color for my room: pepto bismal pink. More remarks and hopefully a few pictures will follow soon.

posted by Jordan @ 1:00 em

Movers and Shakers
Under piles of cardboard, mismatched dishes and three toasters, Tiffany and I moved into our new, lovely home this weekend. In Tiffany's words, the house is "spectacular" and I think it's pretty swell, too. The kitchen, after all, is bright, bright red and I'm planning on painting my room a shade of asparagus. Fab.
Plus, my buddy Asa is back from camping with his big sis. Last night we decided that people's reactions to certain things would be better if they were stronger, i.e. reactions to tart foods. Instead of just puckering up our faces, we agree that the reaction should involve some violent thrashes and noises that resemble Star Wars' guns firing. One should also yell Yahtzee! at the end of the fit.

posted by Jordan @ 9:47 fm

Gosh!
If you haven't seen the masterpiece otherwise known as Napoleon Dynamite, I urge to drop whatever you are doing at this very moment and seek out the nearest theater playing this cinemanic treasure. It is possibly the best movie I have ever seen. All I can say is this (in the exquisite voice and style of Kip Dynamite): that's what I'm talking about.

posted by Jordan @ 12:50 em